countingtoabillionslow:

Is anyone else completely terrified by the concept that you could, someday, meet someone who actually genuinely wants to spend the rest of their life in love with you?

pricklie:

I channel McGonagall every day

xxdarkparadiseinthesummertimexx:

whiskersonkittens:

Same.

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Doubt the list? heres the pictures

and heres the song (the lyrics anyway)

feel free to sing it along with Bon Jovi in an over dramatized fashion

Its just a bit of paint, a charcoal stick or two

everyday, it seems I’m taking a few

Another class where the materials are right there

Kleoptomania, taking with out a care

I’m an art kid, I will steal if supplied

I’m wanted, Dead or alive

Wanted dead or alive

Sometimes it’s fun, sometimes it makes me crazed

And the stuff I take, gets used up anyways

Sometimes your self esteem

is based on how full your pockets are

Be careful though, some supplies are really sharp

I’m an art kid, I will steal if supplied

I’m wanted, Dead or alive

Wanted dead or alive

I walk these streets, with final projects on my back

I grab for keeps, ‘cause some forget to pack

I take from everywhere and I don’t regret at all

I help a lot of students, make it through the fall

I’m an art kid, I will steal if supplied

I’m wanted, Dead or alive

I’m an art kid, I will take if supplied

I’m wanted, Dead or alive

Allied, dead or alive

Filled with pride, Dead or alive

Dead or alive X4

thief-0f-space:

pizza:

pizza:

the yahoo staff are being scary

they apologized

Ok do maybe yahoo does know how to fit in

It’s 8 minutes to midnight. What have I done today?

• woke up
• prepared breakfast (yes prepared, I fried an egg, toasted a bagel, burnt some bacon, crisped some hashbrowns, melted some cheese and made myself a heart attack on a bun with some hand squeeze orange juice)
• showered for 45 minutes. contemplated life. Sang all songs in the little mermaid twice - which I haven’t seen in 6 years.
• Avoided a spider for 10 of those 45 minutes until he slipped and swirled down to the watery deep which came right intime for poor unfortunate souls.
• sat in a towel for 1 hour on my bed, I have no idea what I thought about but I remember a passing thought regarding a confusion with Hugh Jackman playing Wolverine, Bunnymund, Val Jean and Roddy (Flushed Away).
• practiced my aim with a velcro dart nerf gun. Hit everything.
• got dressed. seriously considered wearing a ball gown since I wasn’t going anywhere.
• Google imaged my face out of curiosity and all that came up was Zooey Deschanel. 4 times
• Walked downstairs to get something, forgot, went back upstairs, remembered, came back downstairs and still forgot. We only have 14 steps. I still dont know what I wanted.
• Had an unprovoked attack of fandom feels.
• Realized it was not friday.
• Panicked and logged on to my eClass
• waited for the battery in my mouse to recharge. Sat there and waited.
• Got bored
• Made rice pudding. Made brownies.
• Figured out how to play the first 30 seconds on ‘Concerning Hobbits’ on a kiddie piano.
• Opened up Photoshop and attempt my first ever digital project. Also first ever attempt with a tablet.
• 30 minutes later, get frustrated and wondered why I chose a career in art.
• retrieved batteries.
• watched more talented artist on youtube and wondered why I gave up acting.
• Confessed my nerves of flying and/or moving in the fall to my mom, who proceeded to sing “Adventure is a wonderful thing” from Poohs Grand Adventure, complete with choreography, in the kitchen
• Revised my acting resume.
• calculated a budget to purchase a camera.
• Spent 3 hours looking up jobs I’m not qualified for on craigslist. 
• Was seriously interested in a job until I realized it was a porn gig.
• Spent another 2 hours looking up casting directors I will never contact. Getting all their contact information and then stalking their social sites for auditions I will never go to.
• Drank 2 liters of Iced Tea
• Saw a dog wandering in the street outside. leashed it and knocked on every door on the street looking for the owner. In that time taught dog to sit.
• Returned inside and realized I missed my dog.
• Got depressed and looked up dog, cat and teacup pig videos on youtube.
• Tumblr
• Tumblr
• Tumblr
• Got lost in the haze that is my mind.
• Realized it was still not friday and I had LOTS of work still left to do.
• SOMEHOW sliped back into the haze of my mind and stared at the screen unable to do anything.
• Wrote a one-act play about Columbine.
• Composed a parody to Dead or Alive by Bon Jovi
• Spent 20 minutes in Audition attempting to make it
• Realized I did not know how Audition worked and watched an hour long tutorial.
• Made song.
• Sister puts something metal in the microwave on accident. Spend 15 minutes extinguishing the fire and calming her down.
• It’s still not friday.
• Log onto class. Get overwhelmed. Started 80’s Pop playlist to get me in the game.
• Had a dance party with my cat and sister.
• STill not friday.
• 2 hours to get ALL my work in and done.
• Cat digs a HOLE in the couch and can’t get out, spend 20 minutes extracting him.
• Mom complains that I stay up late. Passive agressive argument. Dock 15 minutes.
• I haven’t eaten in 12 hours. can’t microwave. Cook pasta. dock 15 minutes.
• The book I have to read to start is missing. Location takes 10 minutes.
• I now have an hour
• Printer gets jammed. 10 minutes.
• Step on paint tube. $10 and another 10 minutes in clean up because I have a CEMENT FLOOR.
• Paralyzed in fear of the known inability on finishing. 10 minutes
• Try to figure out which is the most important. Mental war 10 minutes.
• Brain refused to function. 5 minutes.
• Computer gets tired of waiting for me. I have to wait for it to wake up again. 5 minutes.
• 10 minutes - here to for known as now.
• Realized there was no way I could EVERY get anything done in that time.
• Logged on to Tumblr. Found out Yahoo has bought Tumblr.
• Decided to make a list of my day in frustration.
• Still did not do school work.

SUMMARY

1. Realized I need stronger ADHD meds and industrial strength duct tape so I wont leave my chair.
2. Accomplished nothing my college cares about.
3. I’m now below a 75 in each class.
4. I saved a cat, saved and trained a dog, wrote a play, wrote and produced a song, became more graphically literate, effectively located down to a 10 mile radius the homes and business places of the casting directors of Supernatural, Doctor Who, New Girl, Broadway’s Newsies, The Lion King and Wicked - how much it would take to get there to audition and how quickly could I do it legally, showed appreciation for my childhood, tried to get a job, exercised eco-friendliness, bonded with family members, AND got dressed in a fabulous ball gown from when I was a state fucking finalist in a fucking beauty pageant. 
5. It’s still not friday.
6. I’m a proven 20 year old gorgeous genius with no money, no people skills and no fucks to give. This is what success stories are made of. Why am I still here. What has happend. Why have I not been hired by the CIA, Dreamworks, or some TV show so I can do things like this and be paid.
7. I have a surprisingly accurate memory about my day.

xxdarkparadiseinthesummertimexx:

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